BATHROOM

I can see you are surprised that I would bring you past the bathroom
on the way to the garden. Well if you have ever been owned by a Maltese
Furbaby, you will know they have a built in instinct that the bathroom is a
place where something terrible might happen to you. So their mission in life
is to protect you from all the imagined monsters that lurk here. They soon
train you to NEVER close the bathroom door when you are inside. It
distresses them that they can't see you to protect you. So forget about
privacy the important thing is that your babies know you are safe and can
see you.